Breanna: Then he hugged me!
Hannah: Aw, really?
Breanna: ...well, he was holding lots of things so he just kind of leaned on me.
Breanna: But if his hands had been free, it would have been a hug!
Hannah: Uh, yeah, and if he hadn't been wearing clothes, it would've been sex.
Breanna: I dunno, he is just not the type of person I am normally attracted to.
James: Duh, because he is not crazy or have a beard...or look homeless.
I have an interview at MAC cosmetics tomorrow. I have never ever wanted anything more than this in my entire life. If you know me, then you know my heart is full of love for that company. I have honestly wanted to work there from the first time I set foot inside a MAC store and nervously bought Swimming and Tempting eyeshadows and Buried Treasure eyeliner. There is one thing that stands in my way...
"The Bear" by Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers →
Right now, you can buy my favourite band’s new album on amazon for only five dollars. That means that you are getting seventeen songs for five dollars. Seventeen amazing songs. I have only had it for a few weeks, but this album is already one of my favourites. Each time I listen, I discover something new…a new lyric, a new melody, a new amazing harmony. Stephen Kellogg has a song for...
I am pretty sure Cafe Coco is one of my favourite places in the entire world. Maybe it is because there are cute bartenders who get my favourite band to come sit in the back and talk to me or maybe it is because of the long-haired percusssion major I met last night and want to meet again or maybe it is because of the pumpkin spice lattes. Whatever it is, I am sure that place is magical.
Things I learned today via my 5 year old brother.
1. If a skunk sprays you, you have to take a bath with tomato juice. You just have to. 2. Always take the tooth pick out of the sandwich before you eat it. 3. Never drink boiling water. You will burn your tongue.