"Every day is world Aids day at MAC." →
Everyone should head into their nearest MAC counter or store for World Aids day tomorrow! “Established in 1994 by M·A·C Cosmetics, the M·A·C AIDS Fund supports men, women and children affected by HIV/AIDS globally. Introducing its first VIVA GLAM lipstick that same year, M·A·C decided that every cent of the selling price of the VIVA GLAM lipsticks would go to the M·A·C AIDS Fund. With a...
Remember 2008 when everyone sent bumper stickers...
I decided to, out of boredom, look through all of the bumper stickers I was sent and, by the looks of my bumper stickers, my life consists of: 01. Harry Potter. 02. Stalking. 03. Abbreviations. 04. “Across The Universe” 05. Old 90’s Nickelodeon shows. 06. Marijuana. 07. Homosexuals/Gay Pride. 08. Foreign languages. 09. Tornadoes. 10. Alcohol. 11. Hanson. 12. MAC cosmetics. 13....
Breanna: Well, what do you want to do?
Hannah: I don't want to go rock climbing, if that's okay.
Goonies never say die!
Terrible twos? Try terrible four and five.
I am watching my little brothers [for free] tonight while my parents are going to see Bruce “The Boss” Springsteen. So far: 1. Brendan chased Patrick with a pillow while he ran around holding a maraca and can of soup. 2. Brendan ate Frosted Flakes and then made me give him a brand new bowl for his Apple jacks, so I explained to him how he is ruining the environment by using...
Breanna, is this Margarita or Lemonade?– Brendan, my five year old brother, carrying a pitcher of mysterious yellow/green liquid.
Eating popcicles while babysitting.
Kinsley: "Mine is so good!"
Breanna: "Mine is good too."
Kinsley: "Mine is gooder!"
"Okay, let's be Will and Grace."
Breanna: "KIM KARDASHIAN!"
Glad to know that we associate celebrities with which MAC lipsticks they wear.
This Book Will Change Your Life →
A few years ago, the Summer of 2006 to be exact, I went to Rhode Island to visit my aunt and uncle. Ever single day I road the bus to the city and went down Thayer street, which had an Urban Outfitters along with a number of other interesting stores. One day, I happened to stumble upon a book titled This Book Will Change Your Life. Since I always thought everything was changing my life when I was...
Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers: Five [Asheville, Nashville, Birmingham, Atlanta] Stephen Kellogg solo: One [Birmingham] Ben Kweller: One [Nashville] Ben Folds: Three [Nashville, Knoxville] Hanson: Eleven [Nashville, St. Louis, Birmingham, Tulsa, Asheville, Louisville] Keaton Simons: Two [Nashville, St. Louis] Freezepop: One [Bowling Green] Curtis Peoples: Two [Nashville] The...
The only thing worse than being Marionne Hawthorne is wanting to be Marionne...– Harriet M. Welsch [smells]
"BKG Saves the Whores!"
[A short story written on January 25, 2005, in Geometry class, by Breanna Kae Gregory and Elliott Fraser Mcdaniel] It wasn’t any other Tuestday. BKG stopped at her normal corner and rolled up her skirt—just as that usual dark, long, limo pulled up. As the window rolled down, BKG was surprised at who she saw. It was none other than one of her bffae’s, Hensley Sloane Anne Ramsey! ...
…because sometimes the children from the school down the road see us in...– Christopher John Francis Boone, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon.
Last night I went to Centennial Park with some friends and fed the ducks. I then told them the story of when my Classical Traditions class took a field trip to the Parthenon and Sophia and I fed the ducks and climbed trees. This story is only important because I decided to look at my old Xanga and found that I did the exact same thing last night that I did four years ago…at the same place. ...
MAC's Sexpot Holiday Pigment Set.
Breanna: What do you think the Sexpot pigments look like?
Beth: "...and when you do, I am taking you out for martinis and I'll drive!"
Breanna: "I am not old enough..."
16 year old Augustus hatred.
Why was I such a creeper in high school? “mr. grabarek and argue every single class over who is better, augustus or caesar. actually augustus is somewhat a fine person. the mean person is who he was before he changed his name: octavian. everyone has heard of julius caesar. everyone. most people would mistake him for the first emperor of rome, which he most certainly was not [augustus was]....
Stephen: Today is a Perfect Topping kind of day.
Breanna: Every day is a Perfect Topping kind of day, silly.
Any chance I get to wear an afro, I do…I feel like even my soul has an...– Charity
Breanna: How much candy do you have?
Brendan, five year old brother: I have 100%.
Breanna: What about you, Patrick?
Patrick, three year old brother: Four. I have four.
Ty, three years old: Sophie is not my girlfriend anymore because we are not in the same class.
Emme, five years old: Well, Brendan and I go to different schools, but we did not break up.