Dad: Breanna, you should join the army.
Cale: Whatever, if Breanna was in the army, they would wake her up at 4 a.m. and she would be like, "Nooo, six more hours."
And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.– Stephen Chbosky (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via sooorachael)
BKG doesn't know pop culture...again.
BKG: Have you heard of Lilith Fair?
Me: I'm going to kill you!
Four-legged magical creature with one antler!– Cale, describing a Unicorn during Taboo.
10 Reaons gay marriage is wrong
singlifessong: dan-ev: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a...
Who knew one could do so many crafts with tampons? →
Breanna: an earthy creative individual, easy to talk to, compassionate—however overly nice at times, to hide real feelings. Commonly has an abnormally close guy friend and is known for making bad decisions with guys… who frequently turn out to have some odd sexual preference. She also has NO gaydar. True or false?
Every. Single. Day. My dad texts me.
Breanna: Nothing. You?
"25th of December"
Recently, at MAC I have noticed a very beautiful song called “25th December” being played on the playlist they send us. I would be cleaning or putting makeup on someone and would find myself humming along to it because I had heard it so many times and because it is just that beautiful. I knew for sure that if I searched the artist on the internet and listened to their other songs, I...
Don’t you look at a town when you’re passing it and just once wonder...– Ben Folds, telling all of us on thesuburbs.org.uk forums about his song, “Effington”
Three year olds and [un]conditional love.
Breanna: Patrick, honey, what happened to your face?
Patrick: Rosie, she scratched me.
Rosie: Poor thing, that little puppy is beating you up, isn't she?
Patrick: Yeah, I am going to kick her in the face.
Dear Hanson fans, Please grow up. No matter how many sidewalks you sleep on, no matter how many shows you attend, no matter how many years you pay $40 to belong to their fan club, Zac, Taylor, and Isaac Hanson will never know who you are. They will never put you on their guestlist for one of their shows. They will never call you up and go out to dinner with you. They will never know your name. ...
Breanna, Patrick is sitting on the stairs, naked, eating rice cakes and with...– Brendan, my five year old brother about Patrick, my three year old brother.