January 2010
59 posts
Margie love.
Okay, since when has Margene from “Big Love” had a blog? Since 2006, when the show started apparently. Today, I went to the HBO website to look at the episode guide to make sure blockbuster gave me the entire first season of the show and on the homepage, it advertised Margene’s blog. I, out of curiousity, decided to look and found that apparently ‘Margene’ or the...
Creep.
I seriously used to be the female version of Charlie from The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
“i just had a really great feeling when i was sitting on my roof. it was so light out that it looked like the sun was rising. the moon looked beautiful and it made the whole world look beautiful. i could see all the stars in the sky and airplanes and a shooting star. and i thought about everyone else...
Stephen: "Is Hannah coming?"
Breanna: "Nope, I thought she could hang out, but she overbooked."
Stephen: "That modern bitch."
Twitter, HP style. →
Breanna: The average person will have five brushes with death over the span of his or her lifetime...you are clearly above average.
Hannah: Why, thank you!
Texting mishap.
Breanna: So will you be my model tomorrow...yes or no? I can come pick you up!
Hannah: I'll do it but I'm still raped of messing you up!
Hannah: Scared not raped!! Haha!
“Emme keeps trying to kiss me and I keep telling her I am saving my kiss for...”
– Brendan, five year old brother.
Caesar obsessed 17 year old. Oh.
I was being nostalgic and reading through my old myspace bulletins…on March 12, 2007, I posted,
Subject: This time in 44 B.C.
Body: Cassius was probably plotting the assasination of the greatest man of all time, Gaius Julisu Caesar.
Weirdo?
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
– Bill, The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky.
Oh the words I have added in to T9.
01. Calypso 02. Abbrev 03. Bai 04. Babydoll 05. Afro 06. Beret 07. Adeline 08. Betsey 09. BFF 10. Belcourt 11. FML 12. FOL 13. FYL 14. FHL 15. Muffins 15. MTSU 16. Outfitters 17. Groupie 18. Gretchen 19. ICU 20. GPA 21. GPS 22. OMG 23. HGG 24. Hippie 25. Hella 26. Klosterman 27. Avada Kedavra 29. Wii 30. Ugg
I am finished looking, but I think this list describes my life pretty well.
“Google street view is to stalkers as animal torture is to serial killers.”
– Hannah.
Breanna: He just stabbed me in the heart. Literally. Right now. I am bleeding.
Hannah: OMG I am calling 911. Are you in Franklin?
Breanna: Yes.
Hannah: Tell your grandma! Do something!
Breanna: AHAHAHA.
Hannah: GOD stop laughing! You are bleeding to death!
Breanna: I am laughing so hard.
Hannah: Are you DYING laughing?
Reblog with what your currently listening to
psychobabble23:
chrisfreshh:
livelikewerealive:
timeistheenemy:
soulforsale:
jesuisboss:
gilded-bones:
silentsecrets:
loveisproblematic:
urmum:
jodiebaby:
brittanycakes:
Rape Me - Nirvana
Losing My Religion - R.E.M.
Strawberry Swisher Part 1. - Dance Gavin Dance
Fireworks - You Me At Six
Insomnia - Enter Shikari (Faithless cover)
zero - smashing pumpkins.
mardy...
Brendan: Cause, Patrick, he put flowers on his guitar because he thinks he is a girl.
Breanna: Now, Brendan, you better not make fun of flowers...one day you are going to fall in love with a girl and you are going to buy her flowers because girls love flowers.
Brendan: Whatever, I already fell in love with a girl!
Broken Hearts Hurt, But They Make Us Strong.
If you know me, then you know I have always been a fan of Kimya Dawson…way before Juno…back when she and Adam Green were The Moldy Peaches.
Today, I tweeted “Broken hearts hurt, but they make us strong. Thanks, Kimya Dawson for writing ‘loose lips’.” I follow Kimya on Twitter, but I could not think of her username, so I did not link her to my tweet. I logged in...
2 tags
Apparently youtube thinks I should watch...
1. Brad Pitt on Prop 8. 2. Liger on National Geographic. 3. Moustache Police. 4. On Set with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. 5. Car Accident by Text Message. 6. Wolf Hybrid in Animal Shelter. 7. Mario Kart 64 — I’m IN IT. 8. Texting While Driving Video. 9. 3 Year Old Makeup Artist?
That just about covers it…gay rights, weirdo documentaries, bands, tragedy, and makeup.
Sisterly Love.
Bailey: Hold, on wait until I get out of the bath.
Breanna: Haha, you take 2 hour baths like me.
Bailey: Yeah, dad yells at me for using too much water.
Breanna: Nonnie yells at me.
Bailey: Imagine how much water we would use if we lived together.
Breanna: Our water bill would be ridiculous.
Bailey: I just read that in an British accent...Riddikulus!
Breanna: You are the best sister ever.
Bailey: EXPECTOO PAAATRONUMMM!
“The world is full of ugly things that you can’t change.”
– “Jane” by Ben Folds
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Yahoooo.
I just logged in to my yahoo email account for the first time in months and a window popped up saying i needed to write a little information about myself. Apparently, at 16, I already did it.
“i am breanna kae gregory and if i have a daughter, i will name her juliette rainbow. i want to model my life after nicole richie and learn six different languages. i want to make a dress and tie dye...
This was how I wrote and thought a long, long time...
once upon a time, there was a little girl and she was the happiest little girl in the whole world. she watched the wizard of oz every day before she went to sleep and picked buttercups in the springtime. she insisted on wearing beautiful dresses and her hair in dog ears and ribbons every day. everyone used to tell her how beautiful she was and she learned to believe them. this little girl loved to...
Am I eclectic?
“You remind me of a firework.”
– “Sweepstakes Prize” by Mirah.
Baby Mama Drama, Paraphrased for Breanna
Hannah: [exaggerated sigh]
Stacie: What?
Hannah: I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to carry my baby and continue working for the whole nine months.
Stacie: You need a pod thing where the baby just completely grows outside of the body.
Hannah: No! It needs to be in me!
Stacie: Oh, so you want the experience and everything?
Hannah: Yes.
Stacie: Well, maybe it could be like a detachable thing. Like you could sleep with it.
Hannah: Eh...
Stacie: And wear it when you're at home cooking during some downtime.
Hannah: And the baby would just stay in the pod the rest of the time?
Stacie: Yes!
Hannah: Wait, I can't leave my unborn baby at home while I'm at work!
Stacie: Well...
Hannah: Oh, wait, the cat will be there with it. Never mind!
Stacie: Oh God!
Hannah: Wait... Can I just give birth to my cat?
Stacie: What?!
Hannah: Like have a cat embryo implanted into my uterus?
Stacie: No!
Hannah: Why?
Stacie: It would scratch up your vag on the way out!
Hannah: What? No it wouldn't! Kittens don't claw their mothers on the way out! Plus living inside of me would be like living in a luxury loft in the Gulch compared to a crowded cat uterus. Just a one bedroom placenta, all nice and cozy.
Breanna: Someone post this on Tumblr, NOW.
