J: What if they DO ZOMG?
B: I WILL FREAK OUT. Might shout things at the screan.
B: Whoaaa, embarrassed by that little spelling mishap.
J: It was my favourite typo of the day so far.
Littering Little Brother.
Brendan threw a wrapper on the ground and I freaked out.
Breanna: Brendan! You never ever EVER litter! Do you know what would happen if everyone in the whole world littered?
Brendan: I dunno? The world would get sick?
Texting with mom, Harry Potter edition.
Mom: Who is that wizard in Harry Potter?
Breanna: Which one? There are thousands...
Mom: The main one.
Breanna: Harry James Potter...the boy who lived, the one who defeated the Dark Lord?
Mom: No, I figured it out. Dumbledore.
Breanna: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
J: You know what's annoying? That another Ben Folds song goes to waste.
B: What? Which one?
J: 1 guess.
B: 1 hint.
J: My ex.
B: Folds with or without the Five?
B: "Song For The Dumped" is the only one that comes to mind...
B: Give me another hint.
J: That was your hint.
B: Haha, hold on I am thinking DO NOT SAY ANYTHING.
J: Why, have you got nothing to say?
B: I am smiling so big right now.
B: Was that the one?
B: That was rather enjoyable.
J: Not going to lie, I got a kick out of it too, but only because you said "I am thinking DO NOT SAY ANYTHING" such a perfect setup.
Breanna: Who is going to win the Stanley Cup this year?
Patrick, three year old: ME!